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Toledo Tournament –
Feb 27 – Mar1
As the winter trudges along and we all start to dream of an
end to the freezing temperatures, thoughts start wandering towards the south
and greener pastures… We need to getaway, refresh… Well! Look no further! I
have the perfect solution to your snowy doldrums!
Destination Toledo! Yes – only 50 miles south of Detroit, you
can have the time of your life in the heart of Mud Hen Town. You won’t find
sandy beaches, you won’t find magnificent scenery, you won’t encounter any
exotic wild life (unless you count the locals), nor will you find better
weather (it may even be worse!), in fact, you won’t find much of anything in
this city that wonders with disdain why it was placed on the Ohio side of the
border. But, what you will find -
which makes up for everything else - is the Toledo Club and their annual squash
tournament!
Come and enjoy the incredible service of John Seidel and his
band of merry men as they pamper you with beer, squash, beer, beer, some more
squash, some food, beer, and a couple of models that will serve you more beer,
a party, beer, a dinner, the Haka, beer, and if you are still standing by
Sunday morning, some more squash. And beer.
The Toledo Squash Classic is a weekend to relish! Explore
the in-built maze as you try to figure out how to even get to the courts from
the main entrance hall! Gaze at wonderment at the eye-catching waitresses as
they re-fill your beer cup! Wrap your head around at how to play squash on
courts that were originally constructed for smurfs! Witness the native tribal
dance of New Zealand performed topless by one of the pros during the Saturday
night festivities! Make new friends! Drink more beer! Yes! This is an
experience that you simply cannot pass up!!
Read all the information on the poster above to see how to
enter. There is even a category for novices, and hardball singles. I will be
going and it would be awesome to see a healthy group of DAC members join me.
It’s easy to get to. It’s not far. It’s a great fun weekend with emphasis on
socializing. Entry deadline is February 20, so hurry up to secure your spot!
